Flying Barrel Of Monkeys

In honor of the holiday, MonkeyBoy shows us how to stuff a turkey.

First, select the bird.

Next, make sure it has the right properties:

Give it heart

Warm the heart between your hands to get it jump started

Rub the heart on your muscles so your turkey will be strong

Rub the heart on your ear so your turkey will be a good listener

Rub the heart on your head so the turkey will be smart

Rub the heart on your tummy so the turkey will never go hungry

Rub the heart on your heart so your turkey will always be loved

Give the turkey’s heart a kiss (love the “you want me to do what?” look on his face)

Put the heart into your bird

Use a footpedal for easier stuffing

Don’t forget to clean your turkey

And last, but not least, teach your turkey to fly

Happy Thanksgiving!