I’ve been doctoring for quite a few months and today’s visit confirmed the diagnosis: I’ve got a parasite growing in my uterus. We’ve been monitoring it with sonograms and it appears to be growing in a consistent manner. We’ll continue monitoring it for the time being and then remove it surgically in [...]
MonkeyBoy likes to talk about the future and what will happen when he grows up. Sometimes he gets confused about what he’ll be. Last night he told us, “When I turn into a bird, I will poop on your window. And then I’ll fly away and poop somewhere else.”
Guess my parking under [...]
It’s that time of year again where state law requires you throw your child into a field of flowers. MonkeyBoy and I hopped in the car after dinner and caught a few obligatory shots before the sun set this evening.
I don’t want to hunt Easter eggs!
I wanted the green egg!
We’ve been having a lot of this lately. Everything is a tragedy. First he was afraid his friends might touch his soccer ball. Then he wasn’t sure he wanted to hunt Easter eggs. Then it was that he wanted a green [...]